<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27134342</id><updated>2010-04-29T13:34:30.952-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Techwizguy</title><subtitle type='html'>Stories of tech issues resolved. I was thinking maybe someone else might benefit from my experiences, as I have benefited from others experience. Or laugh at my folly. Your choice.</subtitle><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.northforkmedia.com/blogger/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.northforkmedia.com/blogger/atom.xml'/><author><name>Techwiz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06219848019397165370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>41</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27134342.post-5494349183568859003</id><published>2010-04-23T19:26:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2010-04-23T19:28:49.198-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Palm 755p reboots every time I access memos</title><summary type='text'>I've had this one before, and last time I just re-installed the VZ updater for the Palm 755p. 
 But the Updater is a major process that requires a cable. Palm has not seen fit to release drivers that allow us to connect our 755p's to Vista 64bit using a USB cable.
 So, what other options do we have, Scotty?
 I dialed the Palm System Error Log number #*#377# and found that MemoMain.c was at fault,</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/5494349183568859003/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27134342&amp;postID=5494349183568859003' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/5494349183568859003'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/5494349183568859003'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.northforkmedia.com/blogger/2010/04/palm-755p-reboots-every-time-i-access.html' title='Palm 755p reboots every time I access memos'/><author><name>Techwiz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06219848019397165370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16314645158959160888'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27134342.post-988929476829905793</id><published>2010-04-23T18:53:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2010-04-23T19:11:36.753-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Windows updates disable my  Wifi</title><summary type='text'>I have an Intel WiFi Link 5300 AGN wireless card in my Laptop.
I just downloaded a big batch of Windows updates and when my computer rebooted I couldn't connect to the network. My Wifi card was disabled in the Device Manager.  
What the heck is up with that? This is exactly why I hate applying Windows updates to my computers. They very frequently cause problems. But you need to get them to help </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/988929476829905793/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27134342&amp;postID=988929476829905793' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/988929476829905793'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/988929476829905793'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.northforkmedia.com/blogger/2010/04/windows-updates-disable-my-wifi.html' title='Windows updates disable my  Wifi'/><author><name>Techwiz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06219848019397165370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16314645158959160888'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27134342.post-7662094357233884840</id><published>2010-04-22T20:07:00.005-06:00</published><updated>2010-04-22T20:20:20.755-06:00</updated><title type='text'>sufficiently advanced stupidity</title><summary type='text'>While doing research on Google Apps for domains, I came across this repartee in a comment thread:

 Evil?
 "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity" ... or something equally non-evil.
    Steve McLeod
    Wednesday, January 28, 2009
    @Steve McLeod
 True, but sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice.
    Giles
    Wednesday, January </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/7662094357233884840/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27134342&amp;postID=7662094357233884840' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/7662094357233884840'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/7662094357233884840'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.northforkmedia.com/blogger/2010/04/sufficiently-advanced-evil.html' title='sufficiently advanced stupidity'/><author><name>Techwiz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06219848019397165370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16314645158959160888'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27134342.post-976705069077710382</id><published>2010-04-15T16:36:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-04-15T16:40:52.164-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Best Spam Comment Evar</title><summary type='text'>I got this comment the other day:
Hey! I think about these things all the time for example if you bought land do you own it all the way to the core of the Earth? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless? Why is bread square but most sandvich meat round? I liked your site it gave me some more things to think about!The commenter linked to some haxxor site in Russia...but, I give </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/976705069077710382/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27134342&amp;postID=976705069077710382' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/976705069077710382'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/976705069077710382'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.northforkmedia.com/blogger/2010/04/best-spam-comment-evar.html' title='Best Spam Comment Evar'/><author><name>Techwiz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06219848019397165370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16314645158959160888'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27134342.post-6500650093100593078</id><published>2010-02-24T18:55:00.003-07:00</published><updated>2010-02-24T19:03:23.657-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Wordpress Flickr Manager Broken? Possible fix for you</title><summary type='text'>Hey, I am remembering to write this one down right after I solved the problem. Aren't you proud of me?
So, open source software is great. All those free apps, and free doodads you can run on your website! Shopping carts, project management sites, wordpress plugins...Yay!
Except when they break and the developer has stopped working on them.
Wordpress is a great piece of open source software, but I</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/6500650093100593078/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27134342&amp;postID=6500650093100593078' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/6500650093100593078'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/6500650093100593078'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.northforkmedia.com/blogger/2010/02/wordpress-flickr-manager-broken.html' title='Wordpress Flickr Manager Broken? Possible fix for you'/><author><name>Techwiz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06219848019397165370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16314645158959160888'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27134342.post-474513356994100632</id><published>2010-02-08T11:27:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2010-02-08T11:29:56.665-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Replacing RAM in Inspiron 2600/2650</title><summary type='text'>
My Girlfriend's computer died.
It was sad.
We cried.
Then I started troubleshooting. It would sort of boot up....ahhh, I can't remember. I need to write these darn blog posts right after the incident.
Anyhow, I thought maybe bad RAM. I used the &lt;God Voice&gt;Ultimate Boot CD&lt;/God Voice&gt; to do a memtest and yeah, bad RAM.
("BAD RAM! Get back under the trailer!" ) 
Luckily I just happened to have a </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/474513356994100632/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27134342&amp;postID=474513356994100632' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/474513356994100632'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/474513356994100632'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.northforkmedia.com/blogger/2010/02/replacing-ram-in-inspiron-26002650.html' title='Replacing RAM in Inspiron 2600/2650'/><author><name>Techwiz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06219848019397165370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16314645158959160888'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27134342.post-9151855138231285298</id><published>2009-08-18T11:37:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2009-08-18T13:44:21.158-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Palm 755p Error Log</title><summary type='text'>Dial #*#377# to see the Palm 755p Error Log. Helps with troubleshooting spontaneous restarting of the palm device. My palm started rebooting when I accessed a certain item in the Memos. Then this problem got worse, and it started rebooting when I accessed ANY Memos. I see on teh intarwebs that people experience this sort of problem with restarting from corrupted txt messages, corrupt downloads </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/9151855138231285298/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27134342&amp;postID=9151855138231285298' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/9151855138231285298'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/9151855138231285298'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.northforkmedia.com/blogger/2009/08/palm-755p-error-log.html' title='Palm 755p Error Log'/><author><name>Techwiz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06219848019397165370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16314645158959160888'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27134342.post-9017041366886485214</id><published>2009-06-22T21:18:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2009-06-22T21:37:24.877-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Jammie Thomas-Rasset verdict: 1.92 million?!?</title><summary type='text'>Heh heh, like they will ever see that money. It's ridiculous. If I were in her position I would just laugh. What are they going to do? They can't take her car, they can't keep her from renting a house. They can garnish 25% of her wages. They will never see more than a few thousand dollars of this award and the obvious overkill in the award just makes them look horrible in the public eye.

I wish </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/9017041366886485214/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27134342&amp;postID=9017041366886485214' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/9017041366886485214'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/9017041366886485214'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.northforkmedia.com/blogger/2009/06/jammie-thomas-rasset-verdict-192.html' title='Jammie Thomas-Rasset verdict: 1.92 million?!?'/><author><name>Techwiz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06219848019397165370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16314645158959160888'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27134342.post-7685951998846283808</id><published>2009-06-21T13:05:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2009-06-22T21:46:12.461-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Problems with Vista 64bit</title><summary type='text'>Problem number 1: there is no 64 bit version of Adobe Flash to use in 64bit IE. Solution? Use Firefox. Why the heck are you using IE anyhow?

Problem number 2: Verizon and Palm do not make drivers for 64 bit windows for the 755p Treo.  So you can not hotsync via USB cord, nor can you use VZ access manager to connect to the internet. Solution? Use USBmodem.

Problem number 3: Not sure if this is a</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/7685951998846283808/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27134342&amp;postID=7685951998846283808' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/7685951998846283808'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/7685951998846283808'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.northforkmedia.com/blogger/2009/06/problems-with-vista-64bit.html' title='Problems with Vista 64bit'/><author><name>Techwiz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06219848019397165370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16314645158959160888'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27134342.post-884493635959218942</id><published>2009-06-17T20:45:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2009-06-17T20:46:18.534-06:00</updated><title type='text'>My chat session with Dell sales</title><summary type='text'>Horrible salesmanship. Neither agent greeted me. Neither tried to see what they needed to do to close the sale, or offered to take my order. Neither had a sense of humor. They both missed questions in my text and didn't answer them. Neither said goodbye-have a nice day when our session ended. I am literally sitting here with my credit card in hand and their doofus agents couldn't close the sale. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/884493635959218942/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27134342&amp;postID=884493635959218942' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/884493635959218942'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/884493635959218942'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.northforkmedia.com/blogger/2009/06/my-chat-session-with-dell-sales.html' title='My chat session with Dell sales'/><author><name>Techwiz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06219848019397165370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16314645158959160888'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27134342.post-5158525794643852984</id><published>2009-03-24T20:47:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2009-03-24T21:41:06.655-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Eternal Silence is a Kick Ass HL2 Mod</title><summary type='text'>Eternal Silence is a kick ass mod.
It's a space and shipboard combat game. 
Each match starts out with both teams boarding ships to go bomb the other side's defensive corvettes, and defending their own corvettes. When one team succeeds in blowing up all three of the other team's corvettes, then the game mode changes, and the successful attackers invade the enemy capship and attempt to capture all</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/5158525794643852984/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27134342&amp;postID=5158525794643852984' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/5158525794643852984'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/5158525794643852984'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.northforkmedia.com/blogger/2009/03/eternal-silence-is-kick-ass-hl2-mod.html' title='Eternal Silence is a Kick Ass HL2 Mod'/><author><name>Techwiz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06219848019397165370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16314645158959160888'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27134342.post-4471855604389579005</id><published>2009-03-10T19:34:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2009-03-10T20:06:14.855-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Chinese Character Problems in Zen Cart</title><summary type='text'>I needed to put some links with Chinese, Thai and Japanese characters  in a header on a Zen Cart home page. I had a hard time finding the  place in the templates and php files where I needed to specify the  utf-8 character encoding.
Eventually I stumbled on the /includes/languages/your-template/english.php file which is where the magic happens.
 // charset for web pages and emails
define('CHARSET</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/4471855604389579005/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27134342&amp;postID=4471855604389579005' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/4471855604389579005'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/4471855604389579005'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.northforkmedia.com/blogger/2009/03/chinese-character-problems-in-zen-cart.html' title='Chinese Character Problems in Zen Cart'/><author><name>Techwiz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06219848019397165370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16314645158959160888'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27134342.post-1030913730586081758</id><published>2009-02-03T19:50:00.006-07:00</published><updated>2009-02-03T22:10:13.326-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Phone eats my photos</title><summary type='text'>And Blogger eats blog postings...
  Let me see if I can reconstitute this post.
 My  Razor v3m ate some of my cell phone pics tonight. I was transferring  pics to my microSD card when the phone decided to erase all but two of  the pictures on the card. And no, I did not accidentally choose to  erase the card. Otherwise it would have gotten the two that it left  behind, eh?
  So I went looking for</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/1030913730586081758/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27134342&amp;postID=1030913730586081758' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/1030913730586081758'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/1030913730586081758'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.northforkmedia.com/blogger/2009/02/phone-eats-my-photos.html' title='Phone eats my photos'/><author><name>Techwiz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06219848019397165370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16314645158959160888'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27134342.post-591435825711286280</id><published>2009-02-03T19:47:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2009-02-03T20:38:16.003-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Google vs Facebook? I don't think so.</title><summary type='text'>Just finished reading this article on the internal economy of Facebook.  Mostly it is about Facebook's growth struggles and how recent changes  in layout have hurt the businesses of lots of Facebook App Developers.  But one small part was about Facebook's place in the larger web  ecosystem.
The Article maintained that Facebook aims to be the  OS of the Web, "making the web fundamentally social </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/591435825711286280/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27134342&amp;postID=591435825711286280' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/591435825711286280'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/591435825711286280'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.northforkmedia.com/blogger/2009/02/google-vs-facebook.html' title='Google vs Facebook? I don&apos;t think so.'/><author><name>Techwiz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06219848019397165370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16314645158959160888'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27134342.post-6167352740121675139</id><published>2009-01-15T13:17:00.003-07:00</published><updated>2009-01-15T14:56:16.177-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='polaroid effect'/><title type='text'>Easy polaroid image generator</title><summary type='text'>
While looking for a way to create a polaroid image effect for a website, I ran across this easy  polaroid image generator. It even has fancy shaped drop shadows. Beats all the photoshop tutorials about polaroid frames all to heck.

Need to do some Fireworks work on it to give it a transparent background, though.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/6167352740121675139/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27134342&amp;postID=6167352740121675139' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/6167352740121675139'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/6167352740121675139'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.northforkmedia.com/blogger/2009/01/easy-polaroid-image-generator.html' title='Easy polaroid image generator'/><author><name>Techwiz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06219848019397165370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16314645158959160888'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27134342.post-412603668945182193</id><published>2008-12-07T12:55:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-07T13:02:22.966-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dreamweaver DOES mess with your code</title><summary type='text'>I just discovered that if you edit text in design view, DW will delete comments.

I had some server side code stored in a page inside a comment (an add to cart button for Miva Merchant) and while I was editing the text that comes before the commented code, I removed what I thought were extraneous trailing spaces. But when I went back to code view, I found that all my commented add to cart code </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/412603668945182193/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27134342&amp;postID=412603668945182193' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/412603668945182193'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/412603668945182193'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.northforkmedia.com/blogger/2008/12/dreamweaver-does-mess-with-your-code.html' title='Dreamweaver DOES mess with your code'/><author><name>Techwiz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06219848019397165370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16314645158959160888'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27134342.post-39559549305279382</id><published>2008-11-13T15:56:00.005-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-07T21:59:55.222-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Antivirus 2009 email going around</title><summary type='text'>I thought it was an email hoax at first...you know, like the one about the 190 pound cougar that someone supposedly shot in Iowa...but I guess it's real.
Here's the email I received:

Another one, actually a malware, is called Anti-Virus  2009. It is a seriously obnoxious problem. You will go to a website that looks  innocuous, and suddently this fake anti-virus program takes over your screen and</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/39559549305279382/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27134342&amp;postID=39559549305279382' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/39559549305279382'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/39559549305279382'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.northforkmedia.com/blogger/2008/11/antivirus-2009-email-going-around.html' title='Antivirus 2009 email going around'/><author><name>Techwiz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06219848019397165370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16314645158959160888'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27134342.post-1182828942008159818</id><published>2008-11-12T21:20:00.006-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-11T13:42:15.889-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Left4Dead demo has a virus in it?</title><summary type='text'>(Update: I was using an old, trial version of Nod32. Updated copies of Nod32 apparently did not make this mistake.)
At least that's what Nod32 thought.
I installed the demo via Steam and after it finished (2GB download!), I tried to launch the game.  
Steam told me, "This game is currently unavailable. Try again later."  
Weird.
So  I g-g-googled it, and the Steam knowledgebase told me to rename</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/1182828942008159818/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27134342&amp;postID=1182828942008159818' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/1182828942008159818'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/1182828942008159818'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.northforkmedia.com/blogger/2008/11/left4dead-demo-has-virus-in-it.html' title='Left4Dead demo has a virus in it?'/><author><name>Techwiz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06219848019397165370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16314645158959160888'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27134342.post-1751892075078798882</id><published>2008-11-11T22:22:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2008-11-12T22:56:11.934-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='EMF'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='electromagnetic radiation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cell phones'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cancer'/><title type='text'>Electromagnetic radiation is unlikely to cause cancer</title><summary type='text'>I think this is  interesting...   The proton precession magnetometer operates  on the principal that the protons in all atoms are spinning on an axis aligned  with the magnetic field. Ordinarily, protons tend to line up with the earth's  magnetic field. When subjected to an artificially-induced magnetic field, the  protons will align themselves with the new field. When this new field is  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/1751892075078798882/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27134342&amp;postID=1751892075078798882' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/1751892075078798882'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/1751892075078798882'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.northforkmedia.com/blogger/2008/09/electromagnetic-radiation-is-unlikely.html' title='Electromagnetic radiation is unlikely to cause cancer'/><author><name>Techwiz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06219848019397165370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16314645158959160888'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27134342.post-6620058078019307094</id><published>2008-10-23T14:38:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2008-10-23T18:48:56.820-06:00</updated><title type='text'>How to deal with Spam</title><summary type='text'>If you Don't Already Get Spam
First and foremost, never put your email address anywhere out the internet where it will be visible on a page. If you do put it out there, you will get spam. Do not register a domain name without whois protection. If your registrar can't hide your email in the domain registration records, use a Gmail acct for your domain contact.(see below).
 Next, Have two email </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/6620058078019307094/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27134342&amp;postID=6620058078019307094' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/6620058078019307094'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/6620058078019307094'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.northforkmedia.com/blogger/2008/10/how-to-deal-with-spam.html' title='How to deal with Spam'/><author><name>Techwiz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06219848019397165370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16314645158959160888'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27134342.post-6274955228571188524</id><published>2008-10-22T18:20:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2008-10-22T18:42:12.843-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Horribly Wrong: Adwords keyword tool advertiser competition</title><summary type='text'>Google's Adwords Keyword tool supposedly shows how much competition there is for a given keyword phrase, but sometimes when I perform a search on that keyword in Google, I see no ads whatsoever.

Here is an example:
According to Adwords there is a medium high degree of advertiser competition for the phrase "visa logo"
Click for larger image

Yet when I go to Google and do a search for "visa logo"</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/6274955228571188524/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27134342&amp;postID=6274955228571188524' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/6274955228571188524'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/6274955228571188524'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.northforkmedia.com/blogger/2008/10/horribly-wrong-adwords-keyword-tool.html' title='Horribly Wrong: Adwords keyword tool advertiser competition'/><author><name>Techwiz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06219848019397165370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16314645158959160888'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27134342.post-751908412900830560</id><published>2008-09-22T17:44:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2008-09-22T18:00:46.631-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Letter to send to friends who FWD emails</title><summary type='text'>Hi xx,
Like 99.9% of these forwarded emails, this one is also not true.
[http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/missing/penny.asp]
Snopes is a really good place to check the truth of FW[re:] fw: RE:
  type emails. Or, you can safely ignore ALL these types of emails.
  
  In 14 years of internet usage I have only ever seen two that were
  true. (One was the "uses of bounce sheets" email, which had a few
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/751908412900830560/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27134342&amp;postID=751908412900830560' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/751908412900830560'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/751908412900830560'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.northforkmedia.com/blogger/2008/09/letter-to-send-to-friends-who-fwd.html' title='Letter to send to friends who FWD emails'/><author><name>Techwiz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06219848019397165370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16314645158959160888'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27134342.post-9076236214908527881</id><published>2008-09-22T17:39:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2008-09-22T17:41:40.619-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Funny, if you are a web developer, I guess</title><summary type='text'>"our extensive research has shown that failure in relationships is directly  proportional to the number of Alt codes one has memorized" ~Author Unknown
 
[How bad is it if I only know three? Well, maybe four.]

 "I spent a minute looking at my own code by  accident. I was thinking 'What the hell is this guy doing?'"   "I went on a 30-day diet, and lost 30  days"   "How can you think you matter </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/9076236214908527881/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27134342&amp;postID=9076236214908527881' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/9076236214908527881'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/9076236214908527881'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.northforkmedia.com/blogger/2008/09/funny-if-you-are-web-developer-i-guess.html' title='Funny, if you are a web developer, I guess'/><author><name>Techwiz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06219848019397165370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16314645158959160888'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27134342.post-2452160044937292203</id><published>2008-09-08T23:53:00.007-06:00</published><updated>2008-09-09T00:09:02.495-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wordpress'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='strange characters'/><title type='text'>Strange characters â€™ and Â in Wordpress posts</title><summary type='text'>After a wordpress upgrade we started to get all kinds of weird symbols in our posts, including Â and â€™.

I figured it was a character encoding mismatch problem and a quick search on the Wordpress forums confirmed it.

You have to comment out two lines in your wp-config.php file (found in your main blog directory).
These are the two lines:
define('DB_CHARSET', 'utf8');

 define('DB_COLLATE', '')</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/2452160044937292203/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27134342&amp;postID=2452160044937292203' title='30 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/2452160044937292203'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/2452160044937292203'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.northforkmedia.com/blogger/2008/09/strange-characters-and-in-wordpress.html' title='Strange characters â€™ and Â in Wordpress posts'/><author><name>Techwiz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06219848019397165370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16314645158959160888'/></author><thr:total>30</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27134342.post-4536716180533144121</id><published>2008-09-08T22:51:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2008-09-08T23:44:51.782-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sort order'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='zen cart'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='product order'/><title type='text'>Changing the ordering of products in Zen Cart 1.3.7</title><summary type='text'>Here's a simple one, but I didn't know how to do it right away.

If you want to feature the products on your main Zen Cart page in a certain order, you can do that by going into the admin and editing the sort order number at the bottom of each individual product. Lower sort order numbers show up first on the catalog page.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/4536716180533144121/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=27134342&amp;postID=4536716180533144121' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/4536716180533144121'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/27134342/posts/default/4536716180533144121'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.northforkmedia.com/blogger/2008/09/changing-ordering-of-products-in-zen.html' title='Changing the ordering of products in Zen Cart 1.3.7'/><author><name>Techwiz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06219848019397165370</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16314645158959160888'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>